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Quote from westy602:
I can't make it into the office today..

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yes..

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Quote from passionsam:
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Quote from fastpony:
I don't know which one she clicks the most...her mouse or her life alert button


I use life alert to bring the hot firemen and paramedics to my house. It's the only way I c an get mouth-to-mouth done right

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